Cutting Edge

I noticed that the acceleration of tattoos and piercings has grown so fast that it's impossible to get in front of it. So, in an attempt to do just that I recently had a live rat grafted to the side of my head, with his face and paws forward. It's a little awkward, but we're both pretty happy about it. I think an unexpected benefit is that we've both gained a friend. I also had a small, flat bill cap made because when I wear a hat, he insists on wearing one too.