Blurred Images

One thing that I've noticed is that I look dashing, even smashing in blurred pictures. I also look pretty damned handsome in dim store windows. So, as you might have guessed, I spend a lot of time in blurry, dim places, just in case someone snaps a picture and some hot chicks see it and insist on dating me. Problem is that you have to keep hanging out in blurry and dim places or it never works out.