Accident

The other day I hit this large fella with my car. He went sailing over the hood and into a ditch. It looked pretty painful and it seemed to take him a minute to get his bearings. As I always do in a situation like that I held my hands out, palms up, and yelled "OOPSY." He looked really mad, like he had no sense of humor whatsoever so I just went on home. I didn't have all day because I had rented a funny movie and had ice cream. It might have started to melt.