Interview

The other day I went to an interview for a position as an assassin. The interview was going pretty well, no problem with travel, hiding, jumping on subways like Jason Bourne and all that crap. But then they got to the part where they asked me if I ever killed anyone and I said that I hated a couple people with no good reason and that I recently called someone a bastard behind their back. They ended the interview and asked me to leave. I yelled at them and told them I wasn't interested in their damn killin' anyway.