Labor Pains

Right after the wife gave birth to our second child, which had been decided to be our last, she looked up all haggard and told me she was really glad all the pain was over. I reached down, mussed her hair a little and told her she was a crybaby. I mean, I'm sure it hurt a little, but I had also banged my toe really hard against the bed post that morning, but I wasn't acting all stupid like she was.