Armpits

If I'm on facebook or any social media and a video starts in my feed with a header about women and the fabulous new rejection of shaving, my mouse hand starts to panic, trying to get away fast before I see something. When I realize that the video is still rolling, I'll go straight to my last resort, which is to run like hell and come back after the video is over and the coast is clear. I can't see that and survive.