More Body Expression

Speaking of body expression, I've been thinking about a couple of things, but I want to be new, edgy. So I was thinking about having a huge piercing on the meaty part of my ass, with a combination lock hanging there. I think that would be perhaps new-age romantic expression. Also, I want a tattoo of an old man stabbing a pig with a spear on my face. Some people think that's gross or mean. It's actually a study of the new age dawning at conflict with the old one -- I think.