Motel Rodentia

There is a new motel chain that serves an odd niche. They will ask you if you want rodent, or non-rodent rooms. If you choose rodent, they will ask if you want small rodents, like field mice, or if you prefer large, terrifying rats. If you choose neither, they will ask you if you want clumsy and rude, but lovable aardvarks shambling around in your room. I usually go with the no frills, no rodent, no aardvark room, and it comes at about half price. The only problem is the thrilled screaming from the rat fetish crowd, and the occasional escaped aardvark slobbering and pawing on my window.