DM

I'm a member of a pretty infamous syndicate that you may have heard of, the DM. We're in quite a few towns across the country, especially larger cities. It's the Dumbass Mafia. People steer clear of us and never report us. We fund much of our operations bumping off gumball machines in grocery stores. Anyone crosses us we deal with them by taking them for a ride and then pulling their trousers down, or poking them in the eye and dumping them off on a street somewhere with an atomic wedgie and grape jelly slathered all over their frigging face. Some people get the public wiffle bat ass whipping treatment, but the point is, everyone steers clear and minds their damned manners when we're around.