Feston

Since its Thanksgiving again, its time to decide what I'm thankful for. It's difficult, because I'm mainly obsessed with myself, but I do know that I'm thankful for my buddy Feston. No one else likes to hang out with Feston, because he's skinny with no discernible muscle and he has a prominent adam's apple that rolls up and down the back of his neck when he swallows. His ears are perfectly square and his mouth forms an eerie red rectangle when he laughs or cries.

But I like Feston, because he's funny, and has large, watery eyes. And he never blinks.