Short on Respect

I think if I were super-short for a man -- say 5'2" or shorter, I would be on the lookout for disrespect. I would choose the situation carefully and the first time I got any lip from a dude in a public place, with at least a hundred or so locals around, I would viciously attack his genitals. I would absolutely annihilate his balls. If I got the opportunity I would do it a second time. Invariably, I would get a reputation and nickname, like The Ballsnatcher or something like that. I'm pretty sure I would get some damned respect.