Peeping Tom

I think peeping toms get a bad rap. Most people don't do it because its illegal, and also because there is an assumption of a perverse sexual motive. But if it were legal, I believe most people wouldn't mind occasionally going a couple houses down, bringing some cheese nips and diet cola and just looking in a few windows to see what's going on. I personally would like to see if a couple is arguing and I would want to get a sense of who was the main perpetrator of the arguments. I want to know who is the butthole of the relationship. That's interesting, don't you think? I would also want to see what kind of food they eat. Do they eat healthy? Does it look delicious, do they use a lot of different cheeses? Stuff like that.

Would I look in the bathroom at shower time? I might, if they wouldn't look outside and then make a big damn deal out of it.