Girlboy Library

One time some of my friends saw me at the library and it naturally embarrassed me, because that meant that I probably wasn't a badass, because I know that reading isn't something that badasses do. So, to save face I told them that I was there to settle a score, and I immediately turned and dropped the librarian near the science section, and looked down, yelling at her to stay the hell away from my girlfriend.

Later it hit me, what in blazes were they doing there -- trying to read? Like a bunch of girlboys?