Maxi Purchase

Ladies, there are two reasons we don't want to buy your pads. First, you act like its simple, but its not. You give us a brand name and usually two other features. Get blah-blah brand, medium with wings. We get back and you say, "Hey this was supposed to have wings plus fins, and it was supposed to be the pink kind -- the ones that are for weekend flow. Whatever.

The other reason is simple. We feel like the cashier is going to think that we're buying them for ourselves.