Bad Transition

I have an old Asian friend named Fong, and he's determined lately that he's actually a woman, so he is going through a sex-change process, but I think he's going about it all wrong. He's going down to a discount place called Hermaphro-Delight and kinda getting a piece at a time. He got a boob installed the other day for 38 bucks, because that's all he could afford and its pretty awkward. It has an unwieldy harness and looks awful. He's also been trying to walk like a woman, but instead of looking feminine he just looks like his legs are both severely injured. And when he tries to do himself up with feminine features, he comes out of his bathroom looking like just a big old asshole.

The other day he had some orange lipstick on and made a bizarre, clumsy pass at me. I wound up having to punch him right in his new weird boob -- but it did take the shot amazingly well.