Things I Like

*I like it when the sun shines on my big, malformed rutabaga head in the early afternoon. *I like to sip an adult beverage -- not a lot -- but just enough to the point where I know all things, even things I don't know. And I like to be emphatic enough to back off those who may be expert on the subject. *I like to think that when I tip an attractive waitress seven bucks, that those seven dollars causes her to fall head over heels for me. Then I walk out nonchalantly, oblivious to the love, like James Bond. *I like it when a hard rain comes, because everyone becomes a friendly ten year old, and all point out the obvious -- "Look, its raining really hard." Then they laugh hysterically.