Super-Gamer

I used to be big into gaming, and one of the games I was especially good at was called Happy Marriage, where you had to build the happiest marriage and most fulfilled home life possible. I was the first player to score a million points. I got to such a high level no one could catch me because I was getting Generational Points for being so good that it was nearing perfection for even my kids and grandkids' marriages.

The wife didn't like my gaming so much so I would occasionally have to tell her to get off my damned ass and to go to hell.