Black Hole Winner

I was playing one of those online games a while back, one of those where you win prizes, and I won a black hole. It's mainly cool only from the exclusivity angle -- no one else has one. I can only show it off at parties from quite a long distance, off at the edge of the woods, but it creates quite a buzz.

One dude I had over did get a little too curious and got sucked into it, but he was a kind of a douchebag sort anyway, so I figured it wasn't a big deal. His family is all upset though and acting like assholes about it, slobbering around like crybabies because he's stuck forever in my black hole that I have.

Not sure how it works, but I hope he's learning how to be a better person in there.