Sore Boil

There's a lot going on today. I think I might be getting my little sissy-boy locks cut, so I'll make this quick. I recently acquired a big boil on my ass. Should I go aggressive to get rid of it or play the long, patient game? And will this hurt my dating prospects?

Sometimes when I grimace while seated, and a chick asks what's wrong, I tell her that I'm grimacing because of the increasingly dim prospects for world peace, because I know they like that kind of crap. If I like a chick, will I have to keep grimacing for world peace after the boil is gone?... or do I tell her that I now think that world peace is right around the corner?

I'm too far in at this point. I can't just tell her the truth that I'm not actually anguishing over world peace.

I do long for a world without sore boils on my ass.