The Tardwalkers

The Code Talkers were a group of Native Americans who transmitted tactical secret messages during World War II based on their native languages. What a lot of people don't know is that there was another group called the Tardwalkers who would engage discussion during wartime using a straightforward language based on low-level platitudes in awkward non-applicable situations. Their favorites, while bombs were going off and shots were being fired, were "Live, laugh, love,"..."Everything happens for a reason," and "More with less."

The Tardwalkers were known to have low IQ scores, and when they weren't talking in tragic buzz-phrases, they often would discuss their genitals, almost exclusively in the superlative.

Tragically many of the Tardwalkers were killed by friendly fire. Those who did escape the war aggressively procreated and their multi-generational offspring can be found in businesses across the country in large numbers.