Offense Virus

I think its time for those who are easily hyper-offended to quarantine at home. Your virus is highly contagious and it sometimes distracts me while I'm trying to be witty. I have to turn my back to you and pull down my trousers, or my high level thoughts won't materialize.

If you change your mind about wanting to be easily hyper-offended, I'll visit you in quarantine, and I'll bring drawings of stick people with oversized boobs and genitals with me, because its well known that the psychological healing starts with the stick people.