Secrets

One thing I like is when a friend tells me something in confidence, because its interesting. He'll tell me to keep it to myself and I agree because I want to hear the interesting story. After he tells me and we wrap up the conversation, I drive downtown and stand on a milk crate in front of the courthouse and tell what my friend just told me.

I used to use a megaphone, but one of my friends broke the handle off of it and hit me with it. I told this downtown too, on the milk crate -- but no megaphone.

I'm running out of announcements recently though, because a lot of people are starting to claim that we're not friends anymore. Maybe I'll go and tell that, but I really need a new megaphone.