Secrets My Friend Just Told Me

Speaking of immediately announcing confidential tales, a few months ago I started a newsletter on a shoestring budget called Secrets My Friend Just Told Me. It started off really well, but then the stories started to dry up as my friends stopped telling me things. To keep things going, I started having to make things up, but then a couple of friends showed up once and started calling me bastard and stuff like that, even telling me what big mouth bastards get, and it sounded really scary

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I still do it, and it feels pretty good. I feel like CNN, but I'm not. I started out as Secrets My Friend Just Told Me, but as the business grew, I decided I had to evolve, so now its called Dirty, Interesting Lies About My Friends.