Tongue Muscle

Some alleged scientific facts baffle me. For instance, I read that the tongue is the strongest human muscle, yet its disastrous when you try to use it while moving one of those heavy sofa-beds, and everyone gets mad because of the wet spots on the sofa afterwards. I will say that I used it to help push someone out of a ditch once, and I also pummeled an aggressive dude with it but even though I knocked him around pretty good, it wasn't even worth it because it was swollen pretty bad and I couldn't even talk or swallow for a month. So I've decided, going forward, I'll just forego its mammoth strength and use it to taste delicious food items instead